1. Two days ago I was shaving along the side of my face, and due to some bizarre muscle spasm in my arm, the razor jumped and cut the inside of my ear. I ended up using tissues and q-tips to blot it.
2. This morning I was absently stirring my yogurt as I read the newspaper on the computer, and I somehow poked the end of the spoon up into my nose. Believe me, it was a surprise. Thus one side of my nose has been running all day.
Look forward to further additions to this list.