I just watched Amy Sedaris on Letterman. She is so effervescent and funny and manic and just bizarre. She thinks of these funny things that would just never cross my mind, and her delivery is so sharp. She makes me want to quit my job and kiss law school goodbye and do improv full time. If I could do anything in the world, I think I would be a comedian. Who moonlights as an occasional gogo dancer. Who also owns a restaurant. And writes books that win prizes.