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Thursday, April 28, 2005

Henpecked

"Look at your hair, how it's going up on the sides! Did you sleep like that?"

"I don't know, I guess so. I showered this morning, so that should have taken care of any bed head."

"Oh, so you must have slept on your head then! It looks like horns!"

"Yeah, really. No, it just gets like this when I don't comb it."

"Man, looks like you slept on the same side of the bed as your hair!"

"What?"

"Look at those horns!"

"What?"

"Uh oh, someone's in a bad mood..."

"No, I'm not."

"Aww, don't be in a bad mood now, I'm just teasing--"

"I'm not in a bad mood. I wasn't in a bad mood."

"Michael's in a BAD MOOOOOOOOD!"

"No, I'm NOT." But now I am.

1 comment:

Jack said...

How long did it take you to write this? 1 minute? Maybe one and a half? I expect a little more from my stable of once-daily updated, personal blogs. Get your shit together or I will rescind my advertising ASAP. P.S. You have gay hair.