1. These people are idiots.
2. Tummy time is bullshit. On my back! Put me on my back!
3. The zoo-themed activity mat has become my personal hellscape.
4. I wish they would take me to a Tea Party rally. Comrade Nobama is a Socialist.
5. I hate this apartment.
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Also,
"My mother is so boring." and "Get out of my face, people!"
What she's really thinking:
1. My parents are awesome!
2. I love my new A/C!
3. Where's my iPhone? I'm ready for some face time with Bampa!
4. I love New York!!
and "where's my Chipotle?"
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