Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Cry of the velociraptor, cont'd
Further entries to the index of sounds that A makes:
1. The Rebel Yell -- Oftentimes, instead of crying, Alice will opt to yell. It sounds like this: "AAAAAAAAAH!" There is remarkably little variation in tone. She yells with a cartoonish consistency, an admirable lack of hesitation or vibrato. When she yells like this her anger and petulance are cute in their intensity. "Pay attention to me!" "I don't like this!" "Let me put the remote control in my mouth!" These are just a few of the messages she conveys.
2. The Gaga Ooh La La -- Alice seems to have adopted the lyrical genius found in Lady Gaga's song "Bad Romance," the part of the chorus that goes: Rah rah ah ah ah, Roma roma ma, Ga ga ooh la la, Want your bad romance. (As an aside, note that until just now I thought that the last lyric was "watch out for romance," which to me is more interesting, but the internet has informed me that I'm wrong.) Not unlike Lady Gaga, Alice enjoys consonants and vowels. We often hear her little murmurings of ba, ga, ma, da, ra, etc. These are most likely to emerge when she is quiet or happy, sing-songing her little words to go along with the blather of the adults in the room. This appears to be the extent of Lady Gaga's influence on our child, at least for the time being.
3. The Constant Vigilance -- This is not a sound per se, but I find it amusing. When you hold her against you she will crane her neck to check out what's to the side of you. You will turn to that side, thinking you are doing her a favor, when she will lean back and swivel her head to check out the other side. "What's happening over here? Now what's happening over there? Did something happen over here?" It's kind of weird. It seems like something a fairly stupid but lovable dog would do. A dog...and our baby.
4. The Rappeller -- This is another behavior, rather than a sound. Thanks to her ever-more muscular physique, sometimes when you hold her to your chest she wants nothing to do with you, so she will dig a foot into your hip or belt and push herself away from you, holding much of her weight with her locked legs and bracing herself against your chest with an outstretched arm as you keep her balanced with a hand on her back. It's very amusing to see her hanging out there, head cocked to the side as she casually leans back into the empty space in front of you. Can you imagine her on a little rock face hoisted up with some ropes, with her fat little baby hands covered in chalk? Can you even fathom how cute a little baby caribiner would be? I can't.